"Your Majesty, your son-in-law's stock market has taken away all of this old minister's life savings. Please, Your Majesty, uphold justice and have the silver returned to me," an old minister wailed and cried.

John Thompson: Someone, go ask him—when will he return the losses I suffered?

"Your Majesty, Young Duke Brooks has led men deep into the Turkic heartland, saying he wants to bring back the Turkic king's golden knife as a gift for the princess to do her nails."