George Washington: My eldest brother is dead, my nephew wants to strip me of power, I have to rebel!

Thomas Jefferson: My eldest brother is also dead, the throne my nephew sits on should have been mine in the first place, I have to rebel too!

John Adams: My eld... pfft! I am the eldest brother, and I'm not dead yet, but as the legitimate eldest son of Thomas Jefferson, this little expert at courting death, I feel like my own end isn't far off either.