Life too stressful? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Getting dirty looks while job hunting? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Boss exploiting you? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Housing prices too high to afford? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　No money to date a girlfriend? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Stocks plummeting nonstop? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Wife won’t let you smoke? Then become a foolish emperor!

　　Our motto is: If you’re going to be an emperor, be the most willful, do-as-you-please, all-time number one foolish emperor.