The rogue reader Brian Carter is a bored student who has long hung around Qidian Chinese Webnovels. One day, just as he’s enjoying a YY cultivation novel, a cultivator with an immortal aura appears behind him. Caught off guard, he’s tricked into another world. Watch as the protagonist uses the shameless tricks and experience he’s learned from countless YY novels on Qidian, along with his own lewd and brazen style, to roam freely in a different world, trampling over the cultivation realm.
You’ll witness a wanton world, a vast and wondrous world gradually unveiling its mysteries. There are Eastern-style cultivation and body refinement systems, as well as Western-like magic and battle aura structures. The perspective follows the protagonist, letting you experience the thrill as if you were there yourself.
Having read tens of thousands of YY novels, he fears nothing as he travels through another world.
Chapter One: Abducted to Another World to Cultivate
Brian Carter was laughing—or more precisely, forcing a bitter smile. For anyone, having a tiger swaying less than three meters away would be enough to make a bitter smile seem pretty good, because this wasn’t a zoo, and the tiger wasn’t in a cage.
Tsk tsk, if this tiger were in a zoo, everyone would praise how beautiful it looked. This was no ordinary breed, but a rare tiger with a pure white body and black stripes, over four meters long from head to tail. Its fierce eyes were as big as bronze bells, faintly glinting with a cold light. The tiger’s jaws opened casually, revealing sharp, white fangs—judging by the look of them, biting through steel bars wouldn’t be a problem. Its four massive black paws were clearly extraordinary as well. Though most of the claws were retracted, the exposed tips gleamed like cold blades. Brian Carter couldn’t help but shiver, not daring to imagine what would happen if those claws raked across his body. And that tail, about a meter long, swayed side to side like an iron whip—if it struck him, it’d be a miracle if only a few bones broke.
Brian Carter started cursing—not at the tiger in front of him, of course, but at that world’s most shameless master, who tricked him out of his school dorm and dumped him in this terrifying place as if that was the end of it. He cursed from the guy’s ancestors eighteen generations back all the way to his descendants eighteen generations forward. Only when his mouth was dry and his tongue parched did Brian Carter finally stop. At this point, Brian Carter remembered that if his master hadn’t set up some invisible, untouchable whatever restriction at the entrance of this little cave, he’d have long since become that white tiger’s dinner.
At the thought of being dinner, Brian Carter’s stomach started growling. He sorely missed the days before yesterday, when he could slurp down steaming instant noodles while reading YY novels on Qidian. When he was happy, he could kick off his shoes and socks and scratch his feet. When he was annoyed, he could grab the keyboard and spam the author. What? The author dares to ban me? Hell, I’ll go to the forum and curse him out. If the forum bans me, I’ll just make hundreds of new accounts, rally a bunch of buddies, and curse him everywhere. If I don’t curse him to infamy, I’m not a Liu.
So satisfying! Just thinking of the old days, Brian Carter felt a surge of energy, almost forgetting his hunger. But one glance at that white tiger, sturdier than a bull, yanked him back to reality from his daydreams, and the bitter smile crept back onto his lips. Thinking back to yesterday, he felt nothing but deep regret.
Yesterday, Brian Carter was holed up alone in his dorm, reading a YY cultivation novel on Qidian. Just as he was getting into it, a guy suddenly appeared in the room and asked if Brian Carter wanted to cultivate with him! Don’t be fooled by the guy’s immortal aura and ethereal appearance. Brian Carter was, after all, a proper, upstanding college student, supposedly the backbone of the nation’s future. How could he fall for that old fox’s trick? But after the old fox showed off a couple of tricks, Brian Carter was so dazzled he couldn’t look away. With such a great opportunity right in front of him, not seizing it would be a waste of his twenty years of life. Besides, he was already obsessed with a cultivation novel at the time.
“Regret, regret!” At this moment, Brian Carter looked up to the sky and sighed, “YY novels are truly harmful!” If heaven gave him another chance, Brian Carter would definitely say he’d never read another YY novel in this life. If he had to read something, he’d rather go to the female section and read BL novels. At least reading BL novels wouldn’t endanger his life.
“Damn old man, I curse you to have a son with no asshole!” Brian Carter cursed to the sky. The psychological gap was too much—anyone would be pissed. After Brian Carter happily took the old man as his master, he thought he’d get all sorts of top-tier gear, and the old man would pour a few thousand years of cultivation into him. Then, he’d be able to kill gods and Buddhas alike, seducing girls one latitude after another. From thirteen-year-old innocent lolis to thousands-of-years-old seductive angels, he’d collect them all.
But tragedy struck.
The damn old man agreed to all of Brian Carter’s conditions at first. But after bringing him to this godforsaken place, he changed his tune. What? Top-tier gear? Even if you had it, you couldn’t use it. Thousands of years of cultivation? With your current body, that’s suicide. After rejecting all of Brian Carter’s requests one by one, the old man tossed him a rusty, broken knife he’d picked up along the way and a jade slip, then flew off, saying he’d come visit Brian Carter in a thousand years. As for this little cave, it was Brian Carter’s temporary shelter. The restriction at the entrance would last for three months. Except for Brian Carter, no living thing could enter for three months—not even an immortal. After three months, even a mouse could come and go as it pleased.