Brian Carter accidentally acquires the Multiverse Sign-In System. His first stop: Hong Kong cinema, where he signs in and gains Cantonese fluency.

Sign in at the exhaust pipe, reward: Perfect Invisibility Technique.

Sign in at the teapot, reward: Double physical constitution and stamina.

Sign in at the Vaseline, reward: 100 Hong Kong dollars.

Sign in at Lanks, reward: Improved Minor Miraculous Ability.

Sign in at Curly, reward: 100 Hong Kong dollars.