What's more, there are still ten days until the next settlement. If the number of downloads increases tenfold during this period...
Hiss...
Something big has happened!
Eric Bennett couldn't sit still anymore.
"What does this mean? Is there a bug in the official backend?"
"How could such a crappy game possibly have thousands of downloads? Are you freaking kidding me?"
He still couldn't believe it, so he hurriedly opened the official platform and found the comment section for the game "Lonely Desert Highway."
What shocked him was that the game's rating hadn't changed much, but the number of comments had skyrocketed by several hundred!
"Mr. Clark sightseeing group!"
"Mr. Clark sightseeing group +1"
"I'm dying of laughter, there really is such an anti-human garbage game! Eye-opening!"
"I downloaded it, I took the challenge, and I gave up after five minutes."
"One yuan, doesn't even seem worth the effort to get a refund. I'll just spit and leave, heh... tui!"
"I recommended this game to my friend and told him he absolutely had to stick it out to the end, that there was a huge surprise and Easter egg. Now my friend wants to cut ties with me, what should I do?"
"Are you even human, upstairs? I honestly told my friend that there's nothing at the end of this game, just a black screen and a single sentence, and I even told him the sentence word for word. But he thought I was lying and insisted on seeing for himself. He still hasn't finished it, has already broken three controllers, and I think we're not far from breaking up either."
"Does anyone know the address of this developer? No other reason, I just want to send him some local specialties."
"Suggest everyone stop playing and just watch Mr. Clark's full playthrough. Mr. Clark really recorded eight hours..."
"Heh, let me tell you, this game really can make you reflect on life, but you can't experience it by just fast-forwarding through a video."
"Still trying to hype it up, huh."
"It's true. Didn't Tang Monk have to go through 81 tribulations to get the scriptures from the West? You think just by watching Journey to the West you can become a Buddha like him?"
Eric Bennett was dumbfounded.
What the heck is all this!
Where did all these comments come from!
Mr. Clark sightseeing group???
Could it be that some big influencer picked this up?
Eric Bennett was completely confused. He opened his browser and searched for the keyword "Mr. Clark".
Soon, he found Mr. Clark's personal page on Fanshu.com and saw a video posted a day ago.
"Trash Game Roast Episode 64: I spent eight hours grinding through a trash game nonstop, but..."
The view count had already surpassed 200,000.
Eric Bennett was speechless.
He seemed to have found the culprit.
Chapter 7 The Culprit Has Been Found!
Eric Bennett clicked on the video.
Mr. Clark's unique voice, with a hint of dialect, hoarse yet lingering, left a deep impression on Eric Bennett.
"Hello, dear viewers, I am still your familiar 'Game Daddy' Mr. Clark."
"People have been urging me to update, saying they want to see me roast silly games. Why the delay? It's really not because I'm lazy. The main reason is that the silly games I found just weren't silly enough..."
"Finally, hard work pays off. After a long time panning for gold in the muck, I finally found this turd—oh no, this gold nugget. That's right, it's the game you're seeing now: 'Lonely Desert Highway'!"
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy a full 8-hour, parentheses, real time, philosophical♂ journey!"
"This is a highly realistic driving simulation game. Not only can you drive, you can even honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the ever-changing scenery of the desert!"
"That's right, even though it's all sand and dust outside, and there's not much good scenery to look at, trust me, the ever-changing sandstorms will make the view outside your window different every second. And if you look long enough, you'll even see mirages..."
"What, you didn't see one? Don't worry, as long as you stick it out during the eight-hour journey, you'll definitely see one!"
"In addition, the game has a very advanced leaderboard system that can actually track the number of times each player has cleared the game and their total playtime!"
"Oh my god, what a great feature. It constantly reminds me how much of my life I've wasted on this game..."
"Ahem, alright, you should have realized by now, I was being sarcastic. In fact, this game can totally be rated as 'the most boring game in history,' bar none!"
"Yes, you heard right. Whether in the past or the future, whether at home or abroad, there probably won't ever be a more boring driving simulation game than this!"
"Eight hours of driving, and you have to keep your eyes on the road the whole time, because every few minutes there's a turn. If you don't turn in time... well, sorry, you fail, and your game starts over from the beginning!"
"Don't ask me why you can't pause, why you can't save, because this game just! doesn't! have! a! pause! function!"