One day, Ethan Brooks accidentally joined a chat group full of hardcore xianxia fans with severe chuunibyou. The group members all addressed each other as "Daoist friends," and their group nicknames were things like Palace Lord, Cave Master, True Lord, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was called the Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away From Home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation experiences.

Then, one day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered... every single member of the group was actually a real cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years!

Aaaaaah, his worldview completely shattered overnight!