Too fierce!

Too shameless!

Too unbelievable!

Too...

If this were his own era, he would have demanded a red envelope from that pair of adulterers. He was still an unmarried... no, a young man who hadn’t taken a wife yet. Seeing others consummate was considered unlucky—if he didn’t ask for a red envelope, it would bring bad luck.

"Xiaokai, Xiaokai!"

As Brian Carter sat dazed on a long bench, a young man's voice called out from afar.

After running up, the man panted heavily and said, "Xiaokai, what are you doing here? People said you were bullied by that bastard Kevin Harris, I’ve been looking all over for you! Are you okay? Nothing happened, right?"

Brian Carter looked at him carefully and found he was about twenty, unfamiliar in appearance, but his face was full of anxiety.

After confirming he didn’t know this person, Brian Carter hesitantly asked, "And you are?"

The man was stunned for a moment, then cursed angrily, "Are you sick? You don’t even recognize me?"

Brian Carter felt a headache coming on. Although everyone called him that, he really wasn’t Brian Carter.

Because the man’s concern didn’t seem fake, Brian Carter became more polite, cupped his hands and said, "Sorry, brother, I truly don’t know you!"

"Brother? You? Filming a costume drama or something?" The man looked around with a laugh, didn’t see any cameras, then looked back at Brian Carter seriously and saw he wasn’t joking. His face immediately showed worry. "Xiaokai, don’t scare me. You really don’t recognize me? Did that guy Kevin Harris really beat you silly?"

Brian Carter asked blankly again, "Kevin Harris is who?"

"It’s over, you really have been beaten silly!" The man said, grabbing Brian Carter’s hand, "Come on, let’s go to the school clinic!"

Brian Carter shook off his hand and cupped his hands again, "Please have some self-respect, brother. I do not have a penchant for men."

"Penchant for men?" The man was stunned, then realized and, almost in tears, cursed, "You’re the one with a penchant for men! Your whole family has a penchant for men! You must have come down from Brokeback Mountain!"

"Brother, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want. I truly do not have a penchant for men, and you shouldn’t slander someone’s reputation!" Brian Carter said earnestly, then very humbly asked, "May I ask, brother, where is Brokeback Mountain?"

The man was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, but seeing Brian Carter acting so strangely, he couldn’t bear to scold him and could only patiently explain.

His name was David Brooks, not only Brian Carter’s classmate, but also his roommate, even from the same village. The two had been best friends since childhood. Although he wasn’t rich, his family background was at least better than Brian Carter’s. Because he was physically strong and good at fighting, after getting into this police academy, not only was he not bullied, he was even ranked among the top ten fighters. Thanks to his protection, Brian Carter’s misfortunes were relatively fewer.

Just now, he was playing soccer on the field when he suddenly heard someone say Brian Carter was being bullied by Kevin Harris. Worried something might happen, he hurried over to find him.

After listening to David Brooks’s explanation, Brian Carter felt a bit sorry for him, because his own weak old friend had already been smashed to the afterlife by that white tiger woman with a washbasin. And he didn’t think he was sick, so there was no need to see a doctor. But then he thought, since this person was from here and a friend, wouldn’t it be perfect to help him understand this world? So he agreed to David Brooks’s request and went with him to the school clinic.

At this time, the school was on holiday, and the doctor was off somewhere having fun. Only a young nurse was in the clinic.

The nurse’s surname was Lu, given name Shandian, but almost all the male students at the police academy called her "Lu San Dian" (exposing three points).

Because of her name, the nurse was often teased, so her temper wasn’t great. She never showed a good face to the male students, especially since she was in a bad mood these days, and even more so because she had to be on duty at the clinic during this time. So she was in an extremely foul mood.

The clinic door was open, but David Brooks still politely knocked.

Diana Cooper glanced back indifferently, then turned away and continued watching her TV.

David Brooks was a bit annoyed and knocked a few more times, a bit harder, so the sound was naturally louder.

Diana Cooper grew impatient, looked back at the two of them with a cold face, and slowly said, "If you have a cold, fever, or runny nose, buy your own medicine. We don’t treat difficult diseases. If you have a terminal illness or cancer, prepare your last will. Abortions are strictly not allowed."

David Brooks was stunned, then couldn’t help but laugh, "Do I look like I can get pregnant?"

Diana Cooper looked him up and down disdainfully, "How would I know? If you’re infertile, go to the South China Reproductive and Urology Center."

David Brooks was furious, "Damn it..."

Diana Cooper’s tone turned serious, "If you have bad breath, brush your teeth morning and night. If that doesn’t work, go see a dentist."

David Brooks slumped, "I don’t have bad breath, and I don’t have cavities."