The internet café owner shoved fifty yuan into David Clark's hand: "Hurry up and get out, ahhhhh!"
Damn it, fine, I'll leave!
Can't I just use my phone to look things up?!
David Clark gritted his teeth and pulled out his phone—no signal!
Flip the table, what the hell!
"I don't believe you can cut off the signal for the whole world?!" David Clark's stubbornness flared up: "I'll go to the park and use my phone!"
Time to split!
There was a park near his home, and since it was still early in the morning, there weren't many people around. David Clark walked like a thief, constantly glancing around and hiding whenever he saw someone.
This time, he didn't run into any trouble. He finally managed to find a deserted corner to sit down, and took out his phone again: "Finally got signal, hahahahaha..."
"Beep beep beep—please note, your battery is below ten percent!"
Damn it! I forgot to charge it this morning, ahhhhh!
Chapter 2: Good Luck!
David Clark, pissed off, kicked a drink bottle by his foot, sending it spinning into the bushes. Then, a creature covered in white fur stood up from the bushes.
David Clark was very familiar with this kind of creature: gentle, loyal, protective, humanity's best friend!
Yes, that's right, it was a cute dog!
Except this dog was pretty big—look at its tall, sturdy body, its strong waist, its long tail, those gleaming white fangs, and that fierce look in its eyes...
"Are you kidding me?!" David Clark turned and ran. He'd been so busy hiding from people earlier that he hadn't noticed this guy!
"Woof woof woof!" The dog chased after David Clark at full speed, and David Clark ran with everything he had, barely escaping its jaws!
Thank goodness, if I'd been bitten, I'd have to get a rabies shot!
The road! There's a road up ahead!
Once I cross the road, I'll be safe!
It was a red light just then—charge, ahhhhh!
He dashed across the street in one go—wahahahahaha! You mutt, come on, chase me! Can't do it, can you?! I'm outta here, time to eat...
A red sports car was coming from the other side! A Ferrari! And the driver was a beautiful woman! An ice-cold beauty! Wearing sunglasses, just look at her style, her energy, listen to the roar of that engine—now that's a luxury car!
A rich, beautiful woman!
Eh? Eh?! She's driving right toward me! Closer and closer... closer... and...
"Whoosh!"
The Ferrari sped down the road, trailing a dazzling streak of red. It was so agile that it didn't even slow down when passing through a puddle...
David Clark looked at his clothes, now splattered with muddy water—damn it!
He quickly memorized the license plate: Zhong A56789! So what if you're rich? If you've got guts, don't run!
Damn, these clothes are ruined. Gotta go home and change! What a lousy day—it's like even drinking cold water would get stuck in my teeth!
David Clark carefully made his way home, walking for over half an hour. Finally, he made it back to his apartment complex without further incident, and headed upstairs to change!
No way was he taking the elevator. With the way things were going today, something was bound to go wrong if he did, so he decisively took the stairs!
Sixteenth floor, I'll climb slowly! Just think of it as exercise!
First floor... second floor... fourth floor... twelfth floor... fourteenth floor... sixteenth floor...
"Huff, huff!" It wasn't easy, but he finally made it to the sixteenth floor. There shouldn't be any more problems now, right?
David Clark's legs were about to give out. He entered the emergency stairwell and turned the doorknob...
"What the hell! Who the hell locked this door?!" The doorknob wouldn't turn, damn it!
Down to the fifteenth floor—locked! Fourteenth floor—locked! Thirteenth floor—still locked!
David Clark: "..."
Property management, I'm definitely filing a complaint against you!
He reached the eighth floor, and finally, this one was open. He waited for the elevator—damn it!
"Ding dong." The elevator finally arrived! Not easy! He got in, pressed for the sixteenth floor—bang, stuck again!
David Clark: "..."
Elevator company, I'm not done with you!
Another twenty minutes later.
Home sweet home, I finally made it back!
He opened the door and went inside. There was electricity this time, right? Time to charge the phone!
After working up a sweat, he took a shower and changed clothes. Today, I'm just going to sleep at home, not going out again—water's out, damn it!
...
What a nightmare of a day!
David Clark didn't even know how he made it to midnight... Anyway, he finally got through it!
When the clock struck twelve, David Clark finally let out a long sigh of relief!
He took out the luck dice and swallowed nervously.
I don't believe it—could today really be unlucky or super unlucky again?
"Please, no more bad luck." David Clark's heart was pounding, thumping away. He took a deep breath, tried to calm down—luck dice, here we go!
"Clatter clatter." The luck dice spun around on the table, and David Clark's eyes followed its every move, not daring to blink.
"Today's luck is..." The dice quickly stopped, and when David Clark saw the two characters on top, he was instantly excited!
"Good luck!" David Clark was over the moon: "Wahahahahaha! I'm finally lucky today!"