A Bit Charming actually said, yo, Mr. Parker, you’re slacking off now, huh? Playing games at work too.

Chapter 7: Seeking Fragrant Traces

Alice Parker, using the character named A Bit Innocent, sent a disdainful gesture to each of them: “Daring to play games during work hours, be careful or I’ll fire you all.” Of course, this ID wasn’t chosen by Alice Parker himself, but was snatched up by those two as soon as Alice Parker created the character, asserting themselves. They even shamelessly claimed, “We’re the legendary three shemale sisters.”

“Tch! Talk to me again when you make it to general manager. Can’t help it, too many people play this game, can’t even get monsters at night. Playing in the morning is great, you don’t even have to queue to get in.” A disdainful whisper came from the other side, but then Little Charming said, “Bro, don’t say I don’t have your back. Go check your mailbox, there’s something good.”

Alice Parker opened the mailbox and found that Little Charming had sent over a Duanchang dagger, a top-tier purple dagger for rogues. His eyes widened, and he whispered back, “Damn, Mr. Bolton, you’re so damn lucky! You actually got this thing?” The dagger required level thirty-nine, and after fighting half the night, Alice Parker had just reached level thirty-eight. This was truly a timely gift.

“I don’t have that kind of luck. Some sucker got it and showed off in front of me, so I acted cute and got it from him,” Little Charming said nonchalantly.

Alice Parker immediately got goosebumps. Acted cute? Damn, a big burly shemale acting cute to someone else, that’s just… Alice Parker always thought he was shameless, but compared to a few of his colleagues, he realized he was still lagging behind. Those two pretended to be shemales, and when others asked for a video chat, they actually pulled in female colleagues from the company to fill in. And to be fair, the white-collar beauties at Maoyuan Group were quite high quality. They had those wolves completely stunned, their passions running wild. As a result, the IDs A Bit Flirty and A Bit Charming became quite famous in the game world.

Of course, having good stuff is what really matters, who cares if those two act cute or sell themselves. With those two shameless guys looking out for him, even though Alice Parker’s level wasn’t high, his gear looked pretty good.

Most of the quests in Stranglethorn Vale were done, only a few tough ones left that he couldn’t handle alone. Alice Parker sent a whisper to each of them, and moments later, two dashing, tiger-riding, beautiful female elves appeared before him. In less than half an hour, they helped Alice Parker finish all the quests as easily as slicing vegetables, then vanished like immortals, not leaving a trace behind.

After turning in a few quests, he smoothly reached level thirty-nine. He sorted out his gear, equipped that beautiful Duanchang dagger, applied poison, and it sparkled handsomely. Swaying his sexy little butt, he was ready to find a place to try out the new weapon, grind a bit, and once he hit level forty, he could ride a tiger. Alice Parker had been eyeing that tiger for a long time.

“^o^, you haven’t greeted me after all this time?” With a soft ding, another whisper came in. The ID displayed was Innocent Little Beauty.

“^_^, hello, beautiful!” Alice Parker replied with a grin. Of course, this was just a joke, because Alice Parker knew very well that this Innocent Little Beauty was actually a shemale. Just like Little Flirty and Little Charming, all the same kind.

The way Alice Parker met this Innocent Little Beauty shemale was quite a story. It happened a few days ago, when Alice Parker had just reached level thirty in Duskwood and couldn’t wait to wiggle his sexy little butt into Stranglethorn Vale. He’d heard it was an interesting place with nice scenery, and he’d wanted to check it out for a while.

Who knew, after just a few steps across the suspension bridge, a few Horde players on horseback charged straight at him. Alice Parker didn’t even have time to stealth before he was knocked down in a few hits. The Tauren started scratching their butts, while the Undead began gnawing on his corpse. Another guy got on his horse and kept trampling the corpse.

“Damn it, don’t you know what it means to show mercy to a beauty?” Alice Parker really wanted to smash a teacup over those pervy-looking Horde heads. After seeing the fairy sister, he floated his soul back to his corpse and resurrected. Before he could react, he was killed again.

“Camping my corpse? I’ll go toe-to-toe with you today.” Alice Parker kept resurrecting, and those Horde were so bored they just sat by the corpse, camping him.

Finally, after A Bit Innocent resurrected once more, a hero appeared—a human beauty on horseback, almost descending from the sky. She dismounted quickly, and a flurry of skilled, smooth spells flew out. In what seemed like an instant, those Horde were all screaming as they were taken down.

“Pfft, don’t you know how to show mercy to a beauty?” The little human mage girl spat disdainfully. She didn’t care if those Horde understood or not, cursing them out in a string of mutters. Even though many words were shamelessly censored by a certain company, it didn’t seem to affect this human mage’s performance at all, as she used clever homophones to fully express her meaning.