"Ugh, another damn shemale." Alice Parker looked at the endless stream of insults, more skillful than her own magic, and the image of a heroic fairy vanished without a trace. She kept muttering to herself. To be fair, Alice Parker's suspicions weren't entirely baseless—a level as high as sixty, freakish control skills, plus a mouthful of fluent cursing. Most importantly, their ID was actually Innocent Little Beauty...
While Alice Parker was imagining that behind this ID there must be an extremely sleazy, burly, cross-dressing otaku, Innocent Little Beauty started suggesting they camp the corpses.
For such a reasonable and entertaining suggestion, Alice Parker was, of course, happy to cooperate. She immediately controlled her character, stuck out her sexy little butt, and stealthily hid in the bushes.
And so, the two shemales began their sweep of the Horde players. The little beauty's control was simply masterful—after roasting them to near death, another Frost spell froze them into a pile. Then Alice Parker would use her little dagger to stab them to death one by one. Anyway, the little beauty's level was way higher than theirs, so she couldn't get honor kills, so she just let Alice Parker have them.
Those Horde players seemed stubborn as mules, constantly resurrecting and trying to turn the tables. But under the fierce control of Innocent Little Beauty, they kept dying to Alice Parker's dagger again and again. Soon, the battle escalated—first a few more Horde showed up, then some Alliance. In the end, more and more people gathered on both sides, and a massive brawl broke out.
Chapter 8 Innocent Little Beauty
At this point, the two instigators, the two pure-hearted shemales, had already flown off elsewhere. One bored shemale was now power-leveling another bored shemale. In Innocent Little Beauty's words, leveling up too fast was actually boring. Couldn't find the right people to run dungeons with, so might as well help you with some quests.
Watching Innocent Little Beauty mow down mobs like a lawnmower, quickly helping Alice Parker complete quests in batches.
"Uh, you're power-leveling me like this—you're not trying to hit on me, are you?" After turning in a huge batch of quests, Alice Parker found herself already at level thirty-two. Although having a shemale power-level her felt awesome—way faster than soloing—her skin wasn't as thick as those two pervy colleagues of hers. She still felt it was better to honestly tell him her real gender, to avoid grossing herself out, or others.
"Hit on you?" Innocent Little Beauty typed rapidly: "I'm not some kind of lesbian. I just thought since both our names have 'pure' in them, it's fate, and I wanted to make friends with you, that's all."
Looks like this Innocent Little Beauty, just like her colleagues, was a battle-hardened old shemale. With one glance at her "slightly pure" ID, he immediately figured out she was actually a guy.
As long as he knew she was a man, there was nothing to worry about. So, Alice Parker started accepting the power-leveling with a clear conscience. Honestly, such an excellent power-leveler was hard to find even with a lantern—high level, super familiar with every quest, and the quest order was optimized to the max, not wasting a second. No wonder this guy could reach max level in just a week.
...
Thinking back on how she met this shemale, Alice Parker had to admit, in just a few days, with this shemale's help, her level shot up. Sometimes they'd even run dungeons together and get some nice little gear.
"I think you're the real beauty here." Innocent Little Beauty heard Alice Parker teasing him as a 'beauty' and couldn't help but say, "Hehe, I heard in the guild. Xiao Wumei said you're her colleague, and that you're an even more stunning ice-cold beauty than her. All those pervs in the guild, someone immediately donated a Duanchang."
Damn it, Alice Parker cursed in her heart. Damn that bastard Xiao Zhang, what do you mean, just acting cute got you a Duanchang? So that's how I got this Duanchang! Alice Parker really wanted to throw the Duanchang back at some perv, but it was already bound. Trading looks for a Duanchang—disgusting.
"Hehe, got nothing to say now, huh, big beauty?" Innocent Little Beauty sent another message.
"I'm a guy..." Alice Parker replied, speechless. Damn, this Innocent Little Beauty shemale was pretty gross too—pretending to be a girl for so long, even his way of talking was a bit girly. Hehe? And even 'hehe'? Ugh.
"HOHO, stop hiding. I heard from those pervs that they've video-chatted with Wumei and Fengsao, and they're all beautiful, mature office ladies." Innocent Little Beauty quickly sent another message: "I'm taking people to run dungeons for gear, want to join?"
Seeing the sudden party invite pop up, Alice Parker felt a chill. This damn shemale, could it be that after hearing the rumors that she's a beauty, he's getting ideas? She hurriedly clicked cancel and sent another message: "I said, I'm really a guy..."
"Okay, okay, don't be mad, let's drop it." Innocent Little Beauty sent a comforting message, and added at the end: "Even if you're a guy, hehe!" The tone still sounded like he didn't believe it.