The weapon problem was solved, so now the only thing left was the clothing issue.

Henry Walker glanced at the only remaining pant leg on his thigh. Although it was a bit small, it was still enough to cover his little JJ! For a man, as long as the little JJ is covered, nothing else really matters!

Henry Walker couldn’t help but sigh. In ancient times, primitive men used leaves to cover their little JJ, and today I’m using a small piece of cloth. Truly something to marvel at.

After taking off that small section of pant leg, Henry Walker used his military knife to cut it open, then used the rope that had just been tied to the knife to hang this little piece of cloth around his crotch. At last, his little JJ was covered, saving him from public indecency.

Once everything was ready, Henry Walker slowly stood up and walked a few steps. Not bad—as long as there wasn’t a strong wind, there shouldn’t be any accidental exposure for now!

He had a weapon, and now, clothing of sorts. Henry Walker was exhausted and collapsed.

After resting for a while, Henry Walker forced himself to get up. He was still on the beach, after all. Who knew when the tide might come in? If it did, his little life would once again be saying goodbye to the world.

Henry Walker propped himself up with the two “crutches,” stuck the military knife at his waist, and then used the two ribs as canes to climb upward. These two ribs were really having a rough time—serving as both weapons and crutches, but they were quite useful.

Leaning on these two natural crutches, Henry Walker slowly made his way up the slope. Once he got up, Henry Walker couldn’t help but exclaim! He had only just climbed up, and already the tide was rising on the beach below.

“Looks like surviving a disaster really does bring good fortune.” Henry Walker muttered to himself a few times. Staring at the vast blue sea before him, Henry Walker was suddenly struck by poetic inspiration, but after holding it in for a while, he only managed to shout one thing: “The sea—damn it, it’s all water!”

After his poetic outburst, Henry Walker gritted his teeth and climbed toward the higher part of the island.

After climbing the slope, Henry Walker looked out and saw a grove of coconut and palm trees, arranged in a pleasing pattern.

If he weren’t stranded, this would actually be a pretty good tourist spot!

Henry Walker glanced at the tall coconut trees and swallowed hard. The clams he’d just eaten were tasty, but also quite salty. Now Henry Walker felt parched, and the coconut trees before him were like a gift from heaven!

However, the coconut trees seemed a bit too tall. If it were before, Henry Walker would have just zapped them with a bolt of lightning, but now—well!

Looks like he’d have to use the primitive method. Henry Walker gave a wry smile and started looking around for stones, planning to knock down a few coconuts with them...

Chapter 5: A Tiger Fallen to the Plains Is Bullied by Dogs (Part 1)

At this moment, Henry Walker was really frustrated! In his weakened state, he barely had the strength to throw even small stones.

His aim was good—he could hit the coconuts almost every time—but he just didn’t have the strength to knock them down!

“Damn it!” Henry Walker angrily walked up to the coconut tree and gave it a hard kick!

Bang, bang, bang! The coconuts on the tree fell like rain.

Now Henry Walker was dumbfounded. Why had he just spent all that time stupidly throwing stones?

But since he’d achieved his goal, Henry Walker didn’t mind. Happily, he picked up a coconut, grabbed his military knife, and started stabbing at it!

The coconut tasted great—refreshing and sweet—making Henry Walker very satisfied.

The human heart is a strange thing! Sometimes it’s like a bottomless abyss, never satisfied, but other times, even a small thing can bring contentment. Gnawing on this delicious coconut, Henry Walker felt especially fulfilled! No wonder people say that a farmer’s spring and a bit of land is enough to satisfy.

After laboriously gnawing through two coconuts until only a thin layer of skin was left, Henry Walker felt like Popeye after eating spinach—full of energy! Now that he had strength, Henry Walker didn’t waste anything. He remembered Chairman Mao once said that waste is shameful. Hmm, maybe it wasn’t Chairman Mao who said that, but whatever! Whoever said it, it’s all the same.

With the idea that wasting is shameful, Henry Walker picked up several coconuts from the ground and tied them together with vines. At this moment, Henry Walker really felt a sense of “as long as the coconuts are here, I’m here; if the coconuts are gone, I’m gone!”

After eating and resting, Henry Walker slung the string of coconuts around his waist. From now on, his water supply would depend entirely on these coconuts!

Gripping the two rib-bone knives in his hands, Henry Walker began his adventure on the deserted island.

Pushing aside the thick underbrush, Henry Walker slowly moved forward with determined steps. His goal was a small mound not far away, and the two bone spears in his hands were temporarily being used as machetes. The afterglow of the setting sun was already starting to appear in the clouds. Henry Walker’s plan was to first find a place to settle down—who knew what might be on this island? Hopefully, there would be some natural caves or something like that.

After passing through the bushes, he came upon a meadow, and at that moment, Henry Walker was startled by the spectacular sight before him!